jim fucking carrey
jim fucking carrey
I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.
This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people
Jim Carrey murdered me in a dream once.
Whoever wants to eat cookie dough and not get salmonella. Here ya go!
I JUST MADE SOME OF THIS AND SHAWTY FIRES BURNIN IN MY MOUTH HOLE OOOO IT’S SO FUCKING GOOD IT’S LIKE HEAVEN AND HELL HAD A BABY AND ITS IN YOUR MOUTH GOOD LAWDY IT IS PERF
I bet only a few of you know and you’re probably not interested but this is a scene from grey’s anatomy, I think it’s probably one of the saddest. It was valentine’s day and there’s this patient who had been with his girlfriend for 8 years, he had an accident and his girlfriend was so angry and she wouldn’t stop complaining about how they’ve been together for 8 years and he still hasn’t proposed. Every valentine’s day he gives her a tiny velvet box and whens he opens it it’s always some kind of jewerly but not an engagement ring, and that valentine’s day he gave her a necklace but she didn’t open it because she was so mad and she even called it a “cheap ass necklace”, so the patient dies and when the doctor goes to pick up his stuff to give it to his girlfriend she opens the necklace and that’s what she finds
one time in high school i didnt read the assigned book and i was like fuck it imma write this essay anyway and i had no idea what the book was even about or who the characters were so i just spewed out some shit about archetypes and the teacher came up to me after class and told me i was the only student who truly understood the book